Sal-uuu-TA-tions! It's great to meet you! I'm Bookie-- you can call me that, too-- and welcome to my page!

The background is a commission done by the super talented rochichan, and my profile picture is a commission by the amazing alicia-does-art on tumblr! Thank you SO SO much for accepting my commissions!!

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Got a question or a concern? PM me! I'm almost always open to talk.

I appreciate any support/positive feedback you might have for me, so don't be shy! I love messing with-- I mean messaging people!


My favorite scents: Warm summer rain and yellow curry.

Best skills: Procrastinating. Getting sick. Stressing. Being an INTP.


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██ 20% Scandinavian
███ 30% Shy
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█████ 50% Irish
██████ 60% Awkward
███████ 70% Dad jokes
████████ 80% Hilarious
█████████ 90% Fangirl
██████████ 100% Awesome

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"May all your bacon burn." -Calcifer

"I still don't think that's what a sloth sounds like."
*boops nose* "Boop!" -Ren and Nora (RWBY)

"There are no red lights in a car chase!" -Gogo (Big Hero 6)

"Isn't electric clothing kinda like a fire hazard?"
"No. It's a fun hazard." -Soos and Mabel (Gravity Falls)
  • I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
  • JoinedSeptember 30, 2011

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BookBird1497 BookBird1497 Jan 17, 2018 05:20AM
The prologue for my next installment in Camry, Dude, and Saoirse's story is up on AO3 for everyone to see if you'd like an early little sneak peek! Here's a link to my AO3 profile: http://archiveofou...
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