Mamma mia!

Brain: pinky my efforts in creating and popularising the modern internet are going swimmingly! The humans have invented this thing called ‘wikipedia’. Also i owe you an apology

You can rlly tell i wrote this with my eyes going

Ok but i can almost make myself look past the japanese pokemon names that are just english words but i draw the like at gastly and haunted being ghos and ghost. Ah now you cant be doing that. You just circumcised haunted for its pre evolution

‘Sprigatito is just sprig and cat :/‘ i have bad news for you about 90% of pokemon names

Nothing can beat the queen herself vulgina tho

Monody: isnt that such a cute name? :3 …why’s everyone laughing

Sending out my pipi and buby in a double battle for the ages against the hgss sex couple

I do like whenever like an english show will have a joke involving french dialogue and the french dub will switch it to english to keep the joke intact i think its cute

“To help you remember i’ve written the instructions on english on the board”
            “…but we speak spanish”
            
            “Ah you speak my language!”
            “No i speak english i am just dubbed.”

Dubs making the odd meta joke is not ruining the story to anyone but a bunch of sad sacks

@findthestars_  NOOOO

@Blootac74-recovery i think i know the account you mean and that guy is in fact british
            hangs my fucking head in shame

My brother in christ if you went there you’d be a minority immigrant.

That time a teacher got me talking and asked what i liked and i said games and she immediately started asking if i play tennis or football or what? And i had to say ‘no i meant like pokemon’ and, clearly hiding her disappointment, she said ‘i think i remember one from my childhood…the one thats a rock with arms? Whats it called’ and i had to shamefully tell her its called fucking geodude

NDKFKFKFKFKKF HOW COULD I FORGET that time a teacher popped her head in to my german lesson and saw neuter gender on the board and said somat to the effect of ‘oh :) they have three genders in german now? How progressive’

God she was a wanker fkfkdkkf

I think im so cynical because i dont believe in respecting an authority figure simply because they are one. If your a parent you have to parent good if your a teacher you have to teach good if you’re a politician you have to help your people and if you’re a god you shouldn’t be letting your supposed beloved children suffer. Authority isnt a privilege its a responsibility and one i will hold you to and if im wrong i will tell this to gods face when i die

Like i respect the dedication but i would literally rather kill myself than pray 3 times a day. Thats gotta fuck up your routine