My life in a nut shell.
Me: Hoe, don't do it
Life: *Does the thing*
Me: I hope you choke on a dildo.
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Azurphra Azurphra Sep 04, 2015 12:04AM
Something I find funny that actually isn't; old neighbor playing 'America the brave' at the loudest volume it could possibly go. 
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Random Things That Come To Me by Azurphra
Random Things That Come To Me
God I need help. Everyone else is making books that they just talk about random things, and since I'm easily...
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Semi-Creepypasta Story by Azurphra
Semi-Creepypasta Story
I wrote it for a friend. Just take it.
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Fanfiction Cliches by Azurphra
Fanfiction Cliches
Because all fanfiction often follow the same guide lines
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