Victoria

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
              ~Albert Einstein
^See that? Albert Einstein says I'm a genius! You jel yet?^

Bonjour! Je m'appelle Victoria! Okay, so that may or may not be the only French I know...

So I see you're actually taking time out of you're busy day to read this, I feel privileged. Though I hope you're not here to stalk me because that could be, what I call, awkward...

Yes, I am English. No, the accent is not "hot". Yes I like tea, problem? 

*insert random fact about me here* 

Yes, I'm a short-arse (approximately five foot and forty-five sixty-fourths of an inch). You really don't need to tell me. Yes, I am also aware that I am shrinking. ((update, I moved to Cumbria, it has like magic growing potions in the air, I've grown an inch xD))

I promise I won't judge you. Unless you put the milk in before the cereal, then you're just weird...

Erm...so you've read far enough...you're starting to seem like a bit of a stalker...please leave now...please? I'll pay you in like...stuff? 

Okay, thanks, bye! Have a nice life! *slams door*