AwesomeSauce93

Hello Wattpadians! 

New guy on Wattpad here, but I've been writing for awhile now and my friend's been asking me to join Wattpad since the beginning of the year. I'm glad I finally listened to her and so here I am :D

Now what can I write about me? 

Well I could start with telling you guys I'm secretly a Super Ninja Magician Assassin sent to this world to enslave mankind, drain the Earth of its resources, accelerate global warming to ensure your destruction, and then reshape the planet for my Master to play a game of Universal Mini-golf. It's a very interesting game. If you're lucky enough to be my friend I may let you survive long enough to watch Him send your planet to the 18th blackhole. 

Oh right.. I forgot I quit ages ago. Master was not very pleased by that but I decided that I didn't want to destroy the planet. I've discovered this interesting substance called Chocolate and I can't find it on any other planet. 

Gotta love ze chocolate...

Well that's all from me as far as I know :D Peace out!