If you're looking for the gal who sticks pens up her nose, hears imaginary voices and makes up words like 'avoidstination' then you've happened upon the right profile.
Updates are slow because I spend most of my time sleeping on public transport and doing general adulting things like working. Bleh. Where was Peter Pan when I needed him?
Part-time writing ninja, full time lunatic.
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