DON'T JUDGE ME I'M WEIRD AND HAD FUCKED UP INSIDE JOKES WITH MY FRIENDS.
I'm just a Fucked up majestically fabulous Unicorn who happens to be a fangirl and bisexual. I hate how people removed protection for the most beautiful creatures ever also known as wolves just because they're not a so called 'endangered species'. so fuck who ever did that not only fuck them have them fucking claraped (definition below) or castrated. I Also have unhealthy obsessions with mystical creatures (like Vampires, werewolves,faeries and shit like that)
- If you think that the LGBT Community doesn't deserve equality I just wanna shove a giant rainbow middle finger in your face and yes it is covered in sparkles.
- Don't touch my music
- Insult my bands(aka my babes)
- Touch my hair
- Insult me or my friends
- Insult guys wearing makeup
- Be a judgmental prick who calls people faggots when you don't even know their name
- Be a creepy guy in a poncho
- Be a walking STD
- piss me off
-ask if i'm on my period
- Treat other people differently just because they don't fit your fake ass version of perfection
ever if you do any of thee above I will personally castrate you or if your a girl I'll get a friend to clarape you. (clarape means to be rapped them while your awake have you clitoris cut off and when the rapper is 100 % sure your pregnant he sews your vagina lips closed so when your child's born they rip out the stitches/ your vaginal lips)
- STOP WEARING SO MUCH MAKEUP YOU LOOK LIKE A FAKE ASS OFF BRAND VERSION OF CRAYOLA GANG BANGED YOUR FACE AND THEN A UNICORN SHIT RAINBOWS ON IT.
-if you think bisexual people who are dating the opposite gender should be excluded from the LGBT community you can shove a cactus up your ass with no preparation.
-why is prostitution illegal if I want to sell sex to strangers I should be able to.
- Brighton, Michigan
- BergabungMarch 22, 2015
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