In chess, the queen is female, since they're based off of medieval queens.
So this means that pawns are female, as thet can turn into queens. This also means that every piece other than the king is female, because pawns can become any piece except the king.
So this means that chess is just a harem war, where you and your opponent are leading your own respective harems to capture the other team's simps, eventually leading to either a victory,defeat, or draw.
So chess is just the ultimate simp war like chapters 700-750 in the hit light novel; "I was summoned to another world, but that world is at peace.". So is chess just a reenactment of the huge simp war there? I don't know, tell me your thoughts.
side note: my friend saw skibidi toilet in a poster about sanitization in our town's city hall... What has our world com to be?