As a READER: I like fantasy, mysteries, short fiction, fairytales, satire, graphic novels, and poetic prose.

As a WRITER: Most of my stories focus on exaggerating the absurdities of everyday living. I base my characters on the unusually awesome, but often misguided misfits who go about daily life camouflaged as normal, functioning people. I write to spread hope and make people smile because, despite my cynicism, I am a hopeful person.

As a ME: I'm a proud chipped nail polish wearer, and I love (need) coffee and enjoy whiskey, but cannot stomach an Irish coffee. Go figure. I believe cereal is best eaten soggy, yetis exist, and CAPS LOCK is for yelling.

Thank you for reading. 🙏
  • JoinedApril 25, 2019



Stories by AbsintheSipper
Donut Fiend or (When Motivational Emails Guide Your Career Path) by AbsintheSipper
Donut Fiend or (When Motivational...
1st Place in the Doughnut Awards for Short Story 🍩 | 3rd place in the Midnight Coffee Awards for General Fic...
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Haikus About Fairytales by AbsintheSipper
Haikus About Fairytales
These are about fairytales. Some may be recognizable, and some may not. These are not necessarily about the B...
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The Maneki Neko by AbsintheSipper
The Maneki Neko
Sometimes good fortune may be waving at you. 🐱A short story for cat lovers of all ages.
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