Absconera

(( Recipe for a Perfect Profile ))
ʙʏ Aʙsᴄᴏɴᴇʀᴀ

- 5 tbsp of favorites
- 2 tbsp of inside joke
- 1 spoonful of fandom
- 1/4 cup of facts about you
- 1/2 cup of quotes
- 3 layers of works
- 2 cups of unique features

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1). Preheat text box to 2000 (degrees in words).
2). Mix favorites, inside jokes, and fandoms in a small paragraph or list. Stir thoroughly until smoothly blended.
3). In a separate bowl, add the facts and quotes; sprinkle with a few graphics.
4). Combine both mixtures into one bowl. Gently whisk.
5). Peel back layers of works and roll into a 16x12 inch rectangle. Don't overdo it, as it might come out too thin!
6). With a computer mouse, spread mixture onto the rolled-out layers until it is on thick and smooth. If a computer mouse is unavailable, use a smartphone or tablet.
7). Roll up like a jelly roll.
8). Place roll on baking sheet and put in oven. Bake for 10 minutes; let cool for 15 minutes.
9). Lather in unique features.
10). Voila! Enjoy.

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Well, hello!
Didn't see 'ya there.

I see you've discovered my profile! I'd ask you how, when, and where, but I suppose that doesn't really matter; you probably wanna know a bit about me, eh?

Well, let's see... 

I'm 14 years old, and I enjoy writing poetry more than anything else.

Heroes ♥
TWD ♥ ( I've met baby Judith irl, actually! )
Siberia ♥
The Green Mile ♥

Stephen King ✍
Moonrise Kingdom, Stand By Me, Source Code ✌
Capricorn ♑
Imagine Dragons ♫
Cha-Ching, Everybody Wants to Rule the World, Best Day of My Life, Step Out, Ript ♪

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