Ah yes, Wattpad, the place where aspiring artists and their creative dreams come to rot and die like forgotten backyard garden vegetables. Anyway, I appeared from the dark to say I am not writing on here, but I am writing (trying to write) a novel. I genuinely don't expect it to go anywhere, but page 30 is something. I am leaving this website, and I will watch it burn along with the other horrid websites. Ah, it was a good run, well, not good, quite terrible.