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(okay then do u breathe oxygen the same way i do)

i threatened u and all u understood was a compliment which is not even a compliment????

i mean i aspire to be as unaware of reality as much as adrien is

i'm a pro at making those after having offended 238048083984 people

this is what you call an inbuilt safety net sentence

its better to do that than go in and back up your words even if they don't make sense (no your words don't ever not make sense)

@1-suicidehotline ok boredom bank 

@vagueshi i’m going to politely decline, i appreciate the offer though

@75szns i think he's super shy? (get the hint)

fuck, i got suspended 

i <3 u — boy pablo

that’s more like it

happy birthday!!!!

like 5 actually does not exist ig?? idk really

i wish it changes to 4 or smth for you bcs tbh 5 is jus unreal i feel like

i hope you choke on garlic bread.

i hope your roof leaks when it rains and floods your house

i hope your water runs out when you've rubbed shower gel over yourself 

okis the lights went out

oops

like how i was wearing the sexiest star pantiez

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<3 

This acc ded

Right