𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 !

good song #774: PHONKY TOWN
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𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝘼 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙙𝙨 ?


"WHY IS THE FUCKING SPAGHETTI ON THE FLOOR?"

"Spice up your panick attacks with a harmonica!"

"Sleep? I only have nightmares and coffee."

"What the cinnamon toast fuck is that?"

"Chicken Cesar Salad."

"i was dropped as a child! it's fine though, they had another one after me. he's a dick."

"Where is your damn instruction manual? I don't know how to handle emotions!"

"Things I have in common with a raccoon
1. Dark circles around the eyes 
2. Eats junk 
3. I will fight you
4. Possibly rabid."

"My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as humanly possible, and seeing if you can handle it."

"Bought it? yeah sure let's go with that!"

"I was told to explain all the jokes i've ever told thing is, i don't know how to explain my existence."

"You're right, violence isn't the answer. violence is the question. the answer is yes!

"not to be racist or anything, but what the 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆 is milk?"

"this is why i'm the smart one, dumbass"

"It's called 𝒮ℒℰℰ𝒫 𝒫𝒜ℛ𝒜ℒ𝒴𝒮ℐ𝒮 hunny, get it right."

"*cries, but in a cool way*"

"hi, i'm a random kid she found on the street. i live in her basement now!"

"brain damage but make it ✨𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂✨"

"I know how to make you cry to the cha-cha slide"

"sEnD tHe WeE-wOo WaGoNs-"

"yo-yo-yo what's up, five weenies?"

"👈🥴👈"

"fimmwey, my lord and savior"

"you're speaking sounds man"

"gender? no 𝙥 𝙞 𝙯 𝙯 𝙖  𝙧 𝙤 𝙡 𝙡 𝙨"

"we have gaylord, hell, and climax. 10/10 town names"

"i think...i am drugs?"

"toastttt, fimmwey sexed a forkkkkk"

-𝙢𝙚, 𝙖𝙠𝙖 "𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙖𝙨𝙨"