Hello there, stalker.

If you're here because I left a nasty comment, I'm sorry, that wasn't my intention at all. At times I sound crankier than I intend, I think ... I imagine that when you work hard to write something, you are concerned enough to handle constructive criticism because you care to improve and hone your skills.

I have a borderline addiction to green tea, much to the disgust of my friends. I consider myself to be a pretty nice person, so don't be afraid to chat me up, kay?

Want something read? Want a random chat? Want to suggest something to me? Send me a pm and off we go! (*flails arms* I'm approachable! I'm approachable!)

Now go pick on the good authors.


My mind to me a kingdom is;
Such perfect joy therein I find
That it excels all other bliss
Which God or nature hath assign'd.
Though much I want that most would have,
Yet still my mind forbids to crave.

I press to bear no haughty sway,
I wish no more than may suffice,
I do no more than well I may,
Look, what I want my mind supplies.
Lo ! thus I triumph like a king,
My mind content with anything.

- Sir Edward Dyer
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083113 083113 Aug 19, 2015 10:15PM
Hey, guys! Sorry for the long hiatus. I was thinking of writing something new (either one-shot or multi-chaptered). Do you have any ideas you'd like to share? :)
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