「𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞」

So my bfs mom got me a gift… 

GUYS GUYS GUYSSSS
          MY BF GOT ME A GIANT TEDDY BEAR

Ahh helppp-
          I asked my bf if he wanted a mozzarella stick and he replied with “Do you want my mozzarella stick?” I told him I’m on my period and he sent a vampire emoji with a winky face!!!!

Aw hell nawwww aint no fuckin way my ex boyfriend added me on snap to rekindle shit, like no, I got a new bf now. Get the fuck away from me, you infected toe nail and die in a car crash. Why don't you rip your tongue out and shove it up your ass. If I were there, I'd use his skull to smoke weed out of. What the actual fuck. Life wants to fuck me in the ass with no lube I swear.

my 4 year sentence in prison ends tomorrow!!!!

Who should I write a fanfic about???
          it could be bxg, bxb, gxg etc!!!!

Said 'I love you' to my mom and she didn't say it back to me, but she said it to my brother.. dang, thanks mom.

WHERE IS EVERYONE!!!!

Refreshed everything
          old user: -father-of-all-
          :)