goob📌

to a girl named elora, fuck you. i hope you sleep terribly knowing you manipulated me, every single one of your boyfriends, and your other friends. Tough shit to know that the past 2 years were just fake. we literally went through thick and thin together, i comforted you during shitty times, i literally gave you advice, I LET YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE AND EAT MY DAMN FOOD. i literally followed you into a walmart and helped you steal because i didn’t want to make you upset. we literally had the same class for the entire year and i thought we grew closer, but no. you decide to go behind my back and call me a “manipulative psycho bitch” and “not my fuckin best friend. i don’t even know why she said that” after i HELPED HER CONFRONT HER EX, ONLY TO FIND OUT AN HOUR LATER THAT SHES IN THE WRONG AND NOT HER EX. anyways, i’m feeling awfully petty and absolutely livid so if you want all the details on what the fuck is happening add me on discord and i’ll send you every single receipt 

I THINK THE THEME IS THEMING… I NEED YALLS OPINIONS THOUGH 

I'll try getting u sum followers later if that ok w u

(･.･ﾉʰⁱⁱ

NO CAUSE THIS COULD BE US BUT YOUR LITERALLY OLDER THAN ME AND DONT EVEN KNOW ME

can i just not bleed out of my pussy? like it decided to be a dick and get on my favorite blanket </3

kissing and drooling all over my profile cause hot diggity dog am i attracted to myself rn

help i am on my hands and knees for a fictional man who is captain of a task force and leads hot military men but good lord can john slut me out any time any day regardless of how much said hot military men seduce me (that’s a lie i’d let everyone in task force 141 slut me out 24/7)

Goober, your name is so goober, it's just so goobering to the point I find it goober.

GUYS GOOD NEWS- I CAN MARK “make someone shit themselves” OFF MY BUCKET LIST!!!!