Hello! I think you know who I am by now, it's pretty obvious!

I represent the great country of AMERICA!!!

MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

So, uh, about me... I like hamburgers, and shakes, and fries, and pizza, but a diet coke, 'cause we don't wanna get FAT do we?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

You should totally be my friend! We can have sleepovers and tell ghost stories and watch scary movies! That would be awesome!

I'm gonna go do... American things... Yeah...

BYE!!

  • USA
  • JoinedNovember 30, 2014


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