I'm just going to rant about things in Naruto fanfictions that annoy me. I'll also do OC reviews.
I replaced every 'orbs' in a fanfic with 'balls'. It was heIIa funny.
"I stared intensely into Naruto's big blue balls."
"Sasuke turned my way and all I saw was his worried onyx balls."
It sounds stupid. Makes me picture their eyes as glass when they say 'orbs'...
I have a parody Mary Sue but that probably doesn't count. I have this boi one that I haven't written a out yet tho :'/
Just remember guys, if you have blue (or onyx) balls, go see a doctor. Like, now.
I FRICKING HATE THAT WORD
Dark brown eyes are much cooler than blue ones.
Agreed ^_^ unless it's me I literally scared myself in a mirror