Comebacks

Comebacks

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- h i a t u s - By StelAndSel Completed

Winner of the 2017 Kiss Awards Humor!! 
    
COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is just treated you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! 
    
Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random
DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! They all belong to the rightful owners. 
NOTE: These are not to be used offensively only in a laughing manner! :)
                    
ENJOY!! xxStelAndSel

yobis911 yobis911 Aug 26
some kid: well you already look like a piece of ugly white trash
                              me: Yes, I am aware of being ugly. But-*pulls out white bin bag* how ta fuk did you know I was related to white trash bags??
                              some kid: .*walks away*
Dianahaji Dianahaji May 04
Really excited to start coz honestly I really need those badass comebacks馃槄馃槄
Hi Stel and Sel, do you guys still accept cover requests? I need a good cover for my book "Are We Friends?" And if ur willing to make one for me, please do see the cast. The main character is Casey
Continuation of this oh so amazing convo: Bully: You failed! Me: So did your dad's condom but you don't see me complaining now do yah?
I'm trying to think of a comeback to this- OH!! I KNOW
                              
                              "At least TRY to be original"