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Comebacks || #KissAwards2017

Comebacks || #KissAwards2017

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Stel and Sel By StelAndSel Updated 6 hours ago

COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is just treated you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! 
          Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #28 in Random
          DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! They all belong to the rightful owners. 
          NOTE: These are not to be used offensively only in a laughing manner! :)
          ENJOY!! xxStelAndSel

ShakiraSunga ShakiraSunga 5 days ago
Continuation of this oh so amazing convo: Bully: You failed! Me: So did your dad's condom but you don't see me complaining now do yah?
I have a comeback! It's lame but oh well: 
                              Me: I wrote you a song honey
                              P1: aw that's so nice! Let's here it!
                              Me: when I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change...Except the direction I'm looking...!
MiahMy1028 MiahMy1028 Jan 04
I have a comeback:
                              "You're so emotionless."
                              "I'm just saving my emotions for people who are worth it."
Rad_reading012 Rad_reading012 Dec 11, 2016
Have u tried:Looking for a bish 
                              Look in the mirror u will find one
WarriorWolf999 WarriorWolf999 Dec 09, 2016
Ugly can be fixed by medicine, but stupidity lasts for eternity.
P1: I'm so beautiful 
                              P2: you look like someone set your face on fire and tried to put it out with a jackhammer