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Comebacks || #KissAwards2017

Comebacks || #KissAwards2017

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Stel and Sel By StelAndSel Updated 5 days ago

COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is just treated you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! 
          Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #27 in Random
          DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! They all belong to the rightful owners. 
          NOTE: These are not to be used offensively only in a laughing manner! :)
          ENJOY!! xxStelAndSel

Harmonectioner Harmonectioner 3 days ago
Does anybody else notice that Louis is so into it or is it just me?
I have a comeback! It's lame but oh well: 
                              Me: I wrote you a song honey
                              P1: aw that's so nice! Let's here it!
                              Me: when I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change...Except the direction I'm looking...!
I have a comeback:
                              "You're so emotionless."
                              "I'm just saving my emotions for people who are worth it."
P1: I'm so beautiful 
                              P2: you look like someone set your face on fire and tried to put it out with a jackhammer
I was talking to this ugly person earlier, oh, wait it was you!
WarriorWolf999 WarriorWolf999 Dec 09, 2016
I have a comeback: 
                              "Man, you're so stupid!"
                              "At least I don't use my entire vocabulary in a single sentence!"