The Secret Life of Poot Lovato

The Secret Life of Poot Lovato

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Kayley Marie Todd By KayleyMarieTodd Completed

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot.

INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

  • ariana
  • basement
  • bieber
  • confident
  • delete
  • demi
  • fat
  • grande
  • harry
  • horan
  • justin
  • lovato
  • love
  • niall
  • poot
  • pootlovato
  • romance
  • styles
“Your twin sister, the same person who popped out of my vagina with you is gonna be locked away and never seen again and you will forever be an only lonely child probably sending you in a spiraling downfall or depression and possibly even suicide”
                              
                              “fAir enOuGh”
Roses are red
                              Cactus are prickly 
                              The situation 
                              Has escalated hella quickly
thornpicker thornpicker Mar 14
Miss Steel...
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              YO BOI!!!
                              
                              (I know it's unfunny and unoriginal)