Well readers, the time has come for this one. She's broken, she's crazy. She's impure. So let's see... Should we kill her? "No! Don't! I want to live, please!" Your pleading won't do anything, Elise. I think I know what I should do. "GIVE ME A CHANCE! They don't know me, what if I tell them my story!?" It will only make them want to kill you more... "Then you do it!" That won't help. "Do it! You asked them but they can't answer your question fairly!" Fine Elise. But it won't help. "Thank you! Now where do we begin?" Your hometown, East Brunswick, New Jersey.