Harry Styles Dirty Imagines

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izzy and kia By izzyandkia Updated a year ago
Just some Harry imagines so yeah enjoy (please don't complain it's clear in the name that these are about sex and contains swearing and sexual references)
Aww sh*t,  I was waiting for it to get kinky with the handcuffs and all. Damn
* BARGES INTO ROOM* 
                                    
                                    "DONT FORGET THE CONDOMS, DONT WANT TO NO BABIES YET BOY"
                                    
                                    *THROWS A PACK OF CONDOMS* 
                                    
                                    "You bitches need Jesus"
                                    Goodbye
But can u imagine how funny it would be talking to the police
                                    
                                    "What's your emergency?"
                                    
                                    "Harry Styles is trying to ràpe me!" 
                                    
                                    "Girl, you wish.."
                                    
                                    *police ends call*
I slept on the right side of the bed instead of the left PUNISH ME
Oh no of course not! Nothing in this situation screams over protective
*mosby's voice* ONE TIME I STOLE A POCKET HANKY
                                    
                                    
                                    
                                    ....hanky panky