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Tomato Soup for the Dork's Soul

Tomato Soup for the Dork's Soul

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WeAteYourGrandma By WeAteYourGrandma Updated Jun 27, 2011

A collection of stories which never cease to blow randomness out of their orifices, all narrated by our friend The Girl Cabbage.

WeAteYourGrandma WeAteYourGrandma Jun 29, 2011
                              You better watch out. Your innards weren't made for that sort of activity! Your diaphragm will collapse and your lungs will deflate and your poor heart will simply give one last tired beat before lowering your blood pressure beyond hope.
Truth_About_Rain Truth_About_Rain Jun 28, 2011
@WeAteYourGrandma o.O Now you're making me scared of laughing... 
WeAteYourGrandma WeAteYourGrandma Jun 27, 2011
                              Did you know that this one guy actually died from laughing? He laughed for literally DAYS and I think his heart just gave out.
Truth_About_Rain Truth_About_Rain Jun 27, 2011
I laughed so hard and so much my mom thought I was crazy (Which isn't too far from the truth)
WeAteYourGrandma WeAteYourGrandma Jan 03, 2011
                              I feel for you. :'(
                              Here! *hands a knife set and white pillows* I know it's not the same, but hopefully it will offer some semblance of comfort.
                              And thank you ;D :D
darkdestiny darkdestiny Jan 01, 2011
He is a lucky B*stard...getting towed away in a straight jacket heading to the looney bin...I'm not allowed there anymore...its so sad and bloody heartbreaking!!! The padded room was my home it had all my knifes stowed away under the cushioney goodness...sigh
                              Pretty awesome and weird...I like