A collection of stories which never cease to blow randomness out of their orifices, all narrated by our friend The Girl Cabbage.
You better watch out. Your innards weren't made for that sort of activity! Your diaphragm will collapse and your lungs will deflate and your poor heart will simply give one last tired beat before lowering your blood pressure beyond hope.
@WeAteYourGrandma o.O Now you're making me scared of laughing...
Did you know that this one guy actually died from laughing? He laughed for literally DAYS and I think his heart just gave out.
I laughed so hard and so much my mom thought I was crazy (Which isn't too far from the truth)
I feel for you. :'(
Here! *hands a knife set and white pillows* I know it's not the same, but hopefully it will offer some semblance of comfort.
And thank you ;D :D
He is a lucky B*stard...getting towed away in a straight jacket heading to the looney bin...I'm not allowed there anymore...its so sad and bloody heartbreaking!!! The padded room was my home it had all my knifes stowed away under the cushioney goodness...sigh
Pretty awesome and weird...I like