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F.A.T (Funny Ass Texts)
F.A.T (Funny Ass Texts)
KaedeMatsume
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<5 mins
KaedeMatsume
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Apr 17, 2015
Mature
F.A.T
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Table of contents
#1: What Would You Do If I Got You In My Bed?
Wed, Feb 12, 2020
#2: How To Play It Smooth
Wed, Feb 12, 2020
#3: I Know Your Secret
Fri, Feb 14, 2020
#4: Guess I Didn't Change This One
Fri, Feb 14, 2020
#5: It's Complicated
Sat, Feb 15, 2020
#6: So...My X-Box Is Okay?
Sat, Feb 15, 2020
#7: Dirty Blonde
Tue, Mar 3, 2020
#8: Fireworks
Tue, Mar 3, 2020
#9: I Got A Girlfriend
Wed, Mar 4, 2020
#10: We Need Lives
Sun, Mar 15, 2020
#11: Jon Is Stupid
Sun, Mar 15, 2020
#12: Drugs
Sun, Mar 15, 2020
Say It Properly
Sun, Mar 22, 2020
#14: Pants
Sun, May 3, 2020
#15: Bowtie Man
Sun, May 3, 2020
#16: When Your Friends Don't Respond
Thu, May 21, 2020
#17: Caught Red Handed
Thu, May 21, 2020
#18: On My Way Home
Thu, May 21, 2020
#19: Oh Gawd No..xD
Sat, May 23, 2020
Liars
Sat, May 23, 2020
Thanks In Spanish
Sat, May 23, 2020
Restaurants
Sat, May 23, 2020
Irresponsible Mom
Sun, May 24, 2020
#24: That Song You Like
Thu, Jun 4, 2020
#25 Dad There's A Moth
Thu, Jun 4, 2020
#26: Surprise Me
Tue, Jun 9, 2020
Chicken
Tue, Jun 9, 2020
Lil Marco
Tue, Aug 4, 2020
ILY
Tue, Aug 4, 2020
Men Are Dicks
Tue, Aug 4, 2020
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