{chapter 1} It was the fist day of school and all my clothes were dirty. Like, what kind of popular, enchanted girl is not ready for school because of DIRTY CLOTHES! It was TOTALLY not professional! UGHH, my life is ruined. Right at that moment, my annoying sister walked in. "Why do you look like a potato BOOTY!" She said. But I had to fight back, so I remembered how mom wanted to make my sister get rid of her "macho monkey" for good. Mom left my sisters monkey under my bed. This was a great time to tease her by threatening to "kill" her monkey. " you can make fun of me all you want but something will happen—to macho monkey!" I threatened to her. She started to puff her lips out to send me a warning that she will cry but who cares...I don't.