When Etrinic returns for the summer after his first year of college, Lev expects to see the snarky, round-cheeked, lanky, slightly awkward Etrinic he calls his best friend. What he does not expect to see is that, over the nine months they've been apart, Etrinic has become hot. Really hot. Like, super mega ultra extra special amazing literally-once-in-an-actual-lifetime hot.