Jin Ling crossed his arms with a scowl, "Hey! Lunatic Xuanyu, Yiling Patriarch-wannabe, what on earth are you two doing?! My uncle is fighting there!!" He paused before adding, "And why are you two discussing your evil plans of annihilating my sect right in front of me?!! You're so stupid!!" "He's right," Mo Xuanyu said. "Mn," Wei Wuxian nodded, "We should spare the nice Jins like our cute little Jin Ling and Mianmian. And before you ask, no, I am not killing anyone." "Yeah, I already know that. Who's Mianmian?" "A non-peacock," Wei Wuxian clarified, "Though, people like Jin Ziyuan deserve to eat uncle four's radish soup." He leaned in to whisper into Mo Xuanyu's ear as if it were confidential, "It tastes terrible." "Bro, Mo Ziyuan is my cousin," Mo Xuanyu added, "I think you meant Jin Zixun. He's long dead though." Or: The sacrificial summon unexpectedly failed and Mo Xuanyu found himself falling in love with a very handsome Yiling Patriarch. -Art is not mine. -This is not- I repeat, NOT Wangxian! It's a Xianyu story ie. Wei Wuxian & Mo Xuanyu (I suppose it's not a romantic relationship as there's no real romance bc I ended it early)