Sequel to 'Severus Snape's Secret Identity'. Harry (understandably) doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys after the whole Tri-Wizard Tournament ordeal. Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, is terrified. Now that Voldemort is back, Draco would bet his inheritance that his father -and, in turn, him- will get involved. So, together with Salazar Slytherin, the two boys hatch a plan. Warning: Contains mild swearing.