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Things Black Moms Say (BLACK MOMS 101)

Things Black Moms Say (BLACK MOMS 101)

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Pink Peaches By little_miss_pritsy Updated Aug 05, 2015

THIS STORY IS NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE..ITS JUST FUNNY BECAUSE MY MOM TELLS ME THESE THINGS ALL TIME..IT SHOULD BE FUNNY AND HALF OF YALL KNOW YALL CAN RELATE TO IT..LOl

When I try to say mom but she thinks I'm not grown enough so I have to keep calling her mommy. I'm 15
dreadhead09 dreadhead09 Jan 11
My mama say idc how grown u is u aint never growner then me Lol
MixedChick___ MixedChick___ Jul 18, 2016
Word. I take long showers my mom barge in the bathroom like "GIRL IF YOU DONT GET OUTTA THAT SHOWER!!! RUNNIN ALL THE WATER! YOU DONT PAY BILLS!!!!!"😂😂😂
iGot7BTSWinchesters iGot7BTSWinchesters Nov 26, 2016
BUT WHEN YOU ASK FOR TWO DOLLARS THEY SAY, "Yo grown ass got a job."
imbff2 imbff2 Dec 16, 2016
My older sis 18 my mom say dat I tilt my hesd all the way tk the side like...
I swear my mama say that when I get mad at her and tell her she doesn't care bout me