The Best Of Comebacks

The Best Of Comebacks

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Charlie By Charliiie Updated Mar 23

❝A book for comebacks.❞


WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

  • comebacks
your mother. your big fat mother! and your brother-in-law. and your mad cousin. and your next door neighbor's goat!
I always use that one! My brother and friend purposely ask me, 'what are you doing?' Because "your mom" is now my natural response..😂
You:You're stupid
                              Bitch: What?
                              You:Oh, I'm sorry I had no idea you were dead too, I just thought you were blind due to your 'clothing'.
If you've ever watched regular show
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Muscle Man:You know who else likes kicking horses...MY MOM!!!
Charlie Scene....
                              
                              
                              OK I'll just stay away from the comments...
No. It's "no u r" or 
                              Baka: "you're stupid."
                              You: " no. You're stupid."
                              Or plainly "I know u r but what am I?"