The Best Of Comebacks

The Best Of Comebacks

46.2M Reads 1.6M Votes 258 Part Story
Charlie By Charliiie Updated Mar 23, 2017

❝A book for comebacks.❞


WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

  • comebacks
Hannah_Lily Hannah_Lily Nov 01, 2017
I feel like where I live its mostly the middle schoolers that say that, not that I never said it
XxXMabelPinesXxX XxXMabelPinesXxX Sep 05, 2017
You:You're stupid
                              Bitch: What?
                              You:Oh, I'm sorry I had no idea you were dead too, I just thought you were blind due to your 'clothing'.
MillieChan8 MillieChan8 Nov 15, 2017
I say Yo mama 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Is that normal?
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              No?
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Ok...
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              I'm weird...
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Sorry
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Why are you stull here?
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              you still reading??!!
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Well. That is 2030 characters for ya.
Yuki_Arashi Yuki_Arashi Nov 13, 2017
So someone once was accusing me of something I never did and they kept saying all these things to I guess confuse me but they kept spelling things wrong and then...
                              
                              Them: are you getting confused yet?
                              Me: No, my IQ's just dropping 
                              
                              Needless to say, I felt bad afterwards