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The Best Of Comebacks

The Best Of Comebacks

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Charlie By Charliiie Updated Mar 23

❝A book for comebacks.❞

WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

kjameson_32 kjameson_32 May 16
I have one, (I don't know if it's in this book tho).
                              If you don't shut up I'll punch u in the mouth, maybe that will help straighten your teeth
Enemy: Stop being such a p*ssy/d*ck!
                              Me: Well... As they say, you are what you eat.
I know a good one:
                              "Is that your swim suit?"
                              "Is that your overbite?"
                              This is from the Addams family
Here's one: Aww, you're spreading rumors about me? It's nice you have a hobby spreading things other than your legs.
YunoAishiChan YunoAishiChan 3 days ago
I have one
                              Person 1: Ur Ugly
                              Person 2: I know you are but what am I?
Nice comeback! I really need comebacks, I'm suffering in school. 😫