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The Best Of Comebacks

The Best Of Comebacks

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Charlie By Charliiie Updated Mar 23

❝A book for comebacks.❞

WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Trooper_15 Trooper_15 May 27
Guy:Your fat
                              Me:Only fat cuz of how long you sat me down and made me listen to your bullshitt
This isn't really a good comeback because the comeback itself has no point nor meaning and it has no relation most of the times to the previous sentence unless the previous sentence itself is talking about family, moms or something related to it.
ShadowMixer ShadowMixer May 23
I got one! 
                              Person- Hey, I'm bored
                              You- hey bored, I'm busy
                              Person- .....
                              You- good chat, ttyl
Ally_G20473 Ally_G20473 Jun 13
I hate this so much honestly especially when it doesn't even make sense
smd2837 smd2837 Jun 04
ok I have one I'm only 12 so I am bad because I read only poetry 😂 ~ • Do you want some toilet paper to wipe your mouth with all the bull sh*t coming out😂
You say this is bullshít, but I'm pretty sure it's just leaking out of your mouth