Ravi Oli of South City was born into a family of pheasants. Her father, Guacam Oli, created the toasted ravioli, bringing the family into fame and fortune. Soon after this transition began, Ravi finds father Guacam in River Des Peres, dead. Ravi is then left living a not-so luxurious life with evil mistress Tina Drewes. Her life is in shreds until she runs into a boy with a secret, Grant Peabody. Will fame and fortune drive these angsty 314 teens into the Mississippi? Or lead them to the St. Louis Walk of Fame?