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Have you wondered how many dogs were there in 101 dalmatians?  Or how Daniel Hillard's kids didn't realise he was Mrs Doubtfire until they caught him peeing in the toilet? 

I, Shyla Bordeaux sure did. Being normal is my thing(if that's even a word). To be honest I don't even know what the definition of normal is. So if being normal is being able to speak 14 languages, being born in a abortion centre, and stealing 10 boxes filled of banoffee pies from the cheese cake shop, I consider myself a perfectly normal citizen.

Yeah right, perfectly normal my bum.  Just wait til Zakk Lyfre comes.  Her whole life does a 360 degree turn(not upside down). 

CAUTION:
Enter this story at your own risk!
WHY -
*cringey/cringy moments
*relatable moments
*mild want-to-throw-your-device-across-the-room moments
*want-to-laugh-til-your-face-is-used-for-a-meme moments
*screaming WHYYYY moments
and so on so forth.
This story will make you look worse than a pregnant lady going through labour. :)

Have Fun, 
Baekhyun's Lil sis.

Story first written: Thursday 2nd Nov 2017 @ 8:19pmTodos los derechos reservados

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