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Awks. ✓

Awks. ✓

732K Reads 35.6K Votes 51 Part Story
りとぁな By High0nSkittles Completed

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"*Sobs* I'm so happy to have a character that's exactly like me." - @TakenUsernameSoz.
                  
"This Marianne character is so relatable, honestly she is just me." - @MissNeonBot.
      
"This story is so normal that it's unique; a breath of fresh air! Gives us normal girls hope, hi hi!" - @LocalSlayer 
    
"This book is seriously my inspiration to not be afraid to show who I am." - @Who_Says_Duh
                  
"THAT IS SO ME!!!!! IS THIS SOME TYPE OF VOODOO, MAGICAL BOOK OR SOME SHIT?!?!" - @ThePanther10101.
                    
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Let's face it, none of those cliché situations from movies between a guy and a girl ever happen in real life. I'm not going to end up accidentally bumping into my future husband in a café, spilling a latte over him. I'm not going to go up to some random stranger and ask him for directions and he'll become mesmerised by the colour of my eyes and fall in love with me. The window of my bedroom doesn't happen to be situated opposite to that of a 'bad boy neighbour'.
                          
I was daydreaming, again. Something I do on a daily basis. Nothing different, right? Well, let's just say I didn't snap out of my little 'trance' until I saw a guy waving frantically at me, smiling.
                          
Oh shit, he's hot. He probably thinks I was checking him out.
                          
Great, now he's coming over.
                          
Kill me.
                          
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• Cover by: @scarza2 ♡
                          
• Highest ranking: #3 in Humour (03/09/2016). I'm not American and I spell it with a 'u', sue me..

My name is Kel-lam.
                              
                              Yeah, you wouldn't be able to guess how many times I've had that screwed up.
                              
                              Heck, you're probably even reading it wrong right now 😂
Ineffableex Ineffableex Jun 06
Lols I only wear mascara but this rlly nice girl at school told me I don't need makeup.
Ineffableex Ineffableex Jun 06
Saaameee I own multiple pairs of Converse I hate sandals and heels and crap
Gwen_Williams_22 Gwen_Williams_22 6 days ago
Random fact totally off topic:
                              
                              Did you know a crow/raven has a really good memory? If you piss off a raven it will remember your face. And remember crows/ravens don't fly alone, but in a group. So watch out for those crows or raven.
basicxalimo basicxalimo Jun 25
I'm disappointed with all these *chokes on air* comments. Really, I expected more from you guys.
suavesarah suavesarah Jun 06
pretty sure every girl likes converse instead of heels tbh but okay yeah