Sick of falling in love with someone who will never feel the same way? Here's a cure for you! Step one: Cry and capture the tears Step two: Mix in nutella, wine, and a crap ton of vodka. Step three: Turn on Netflix and listen to Adele while beating in five slices of the greasiest pizza possible. Step four: Bake it in the oven at 420 degrees for twenty-one minutes and give up. Step five: Wallow in self pity and read this book. A compilation of complicated feelings *PLEASE DON'T STEAL, COPY, OR DO ANYTHING OF THAT SORT (aka don't be a little poop, k ?) I WORKED HARD TO MAKE THIS (not really) SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY WORK (seriously though).*