Metrosexual Stories

❝ Nigga are you gay ?❞ ❝ Nah girl, my makeup is just slaying❞ Jin and Nada

He is H-O-T... He is H-U-N-G... He is H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-I-C... Who is He? Besides being Hot, Sexy, Rich, Talented, Endowed, and everything else in the Tall-Dark-Handsome...

I'm drowning, aren't I? This couldn't possibly be the reality. My life is a joke. Please don't go. Are you on... fire? Oh, Harry. In place of words, I simply spoke with...

Craig is utterly and hopelessly smitten with Tweek. The only problem is, Craig can't communicate these feelings to save a life. Literally, he may actually be incapable...

sup read this. y? cus I said. don't ask questions.

I walked through the silent art gallery. I had my headphones in. Beethoven. I saw a beautiful painting of a lady. Except it wasn't a painting. Apparently the art museum...