Ashswag Verhalen

Ivory has been missing for months, leaving Branzy unattended and quite clueless. Being an assassin, Ivory cannot talk much about her mission. Therefore, Branzy is now de...

Ashswag serves this ''Reddoons'' guy a coffee, and in his sleep deprived form, spells his name wrong, (oops-). Oh and by the way, he hates Red's ego! OR Red goes to a lo...

LifeSteal Kingdom AU Main character is BranzyCraft who gets into some unfavorable business with the nobles of Fallshire. Now on a spy mission due to some blackmail, he m...

Every LifeSteal member except Clown gets turned into babies. ClownPierce is now stuck babysitting and dealing with their BS. LifeSteal Family AU??? (This is a side book...

The only ship here is clownzy!!

We are met with a quite, strange person who goes by the name of Branzy, and he's quite the character. His personality and looks consists of multiple things. And Branzy i...

KEEP IN MIND THAT I SHIP THE C! AND NOT THE CC! OG oneshot by @Afternoonvibes_ A Lifesteal SMP Fic!!!! yay :D Except I forgot everything after around a year I decided to...

Mostly art about Lifesteal SMP Also there might be some headcanons/lores explanation of some designs

MENTIONS OF ED, REMEMBER I ONLY SHIP THE C! NOT THE CC! Guess what. It's fucking SWAGDOONS BABY!! sorry but I love swagdoons WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH OMG!"(28#+@)_;28+3...

[Discontinued until further notice] [Cross posted on Ao3] After a rain of knives descends on Branzy and two of his acquaintances, he finds himself unwillingly a member...

Some oneshots of ships I like. Mostly clownzy and swagdoons. Updates may not be regular. I will not write smut. IF ANY LIFESTEAL SMP MEMBERS ARE NOT OK WITH THIS BOOK I...

contains: fanart oneshots headcannons incorrect quotes etc. NOTE: I DO NOT SHIP THEM IRL, I ONLY SHIP THEIR CHARACTERS IN GAME!

Idk what to put here

random lifesteal crack fics that me and a friend made in the middle of the day but we were both sleep deprived as fuck so uh yeah dont expect quality or spelling or gram...

The cover is made by OakFlorist on Twitter! Please give me requests. I don't ship the IRL people only the characters.