- The French Formula (LSD, #3) Complete
- Reads 23
- Votes 19
- Parts 20
- Time 6h 34m
The best spy story; the worst spy. If you play with G.O.D., you'll always win. Luxembourg wants to be Number One on the list of most influential countries. The war zone is Brest. The battlefield is the European Games. The LSD checks the rumours about a secret weapon, a new untraceable drug that turns losers into winners. When Bugs, The Runner, saves the life of Doc, he gets an unexpected chance to enter the VIP-zone and look behind the cameras. But a spy-mission is not a game; it's serious business. Does winning The Great Game compensate for losing your life? What's the price of that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? And how can we play with G.O.D. and win? - The European Enigma (LSD, #9) Complete
- Reads 132
- Votes 48
- Parts 48
- Time 6h 43m
The best spy story; the worst spy. Keep the secret. Don't tell the world about this book! After seven adventures, lots of questions remain. How did the Secret Services of other countries react? What happened to the other members of the LSD? Do Rostov and Katja have a happy marriage? Who will win the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest? Which country will organise the upcoming FIFA Football World Championship? Who saves the world, now the saviour retired? And most of all: what was the Goddess's answer? Instead of writing boring epilogues, the former #5 of the LSD hacked the servers of 47 secret services, decoded the information, and collected everything in one bundle. No country escapes the verdict. Even Vatican City can't avoid a sneak preview under the robe of the Pope. - The Maltese Manuscript (LSD, #6) Complete
- Reads 21
- Votes 7
- Parts 15
- Time 6h 21m
The best spy story; the worst spy. The world's worst criminal vs. the world's worst spy. Literary, there's nothing better. Khalid el Bullít is the most dangerous terrorist on Earth. He deals deadly drugs to children, he feeds guns to warlords in countries where hunger rules, and he dreams of a nuclear attack on a major Western city, probably New York. It's not strange if you've never heard about him: the entire island of Malta protects Khalid's secret identity. But Khalid made one mistake and now the LSD is after him. A manuscript about a maniac leads to a manhunt to save mankind. Is Malik, the writer of that manuscript, a pawn or a player? Does Khalid play with black or white? Sami, The Runner, should leave this mission to The Agent. Noxious Secrets are extremely bad for your health. - Stories for in the Campfire Complete
- Reads 618
- Votes 89
- Parts 20
- Time 4h 37m
@Ronaldo7Siete is serious about only one thing: he thinks he's the funniest writer at Wattpad. Of course, everybody laughs about that, but... doesn't that mean that he has a point? In 9 tragedies Ronaldo warns us about writing; he tells about his experiences and advises us: "Don't try this at home, kids." In 9 comedies you can read what happens if you don't follow that advice: you'll become the joke of the day, the absolute number 1 at the New Joke Times Bestseller list. Is Ronaldo7 really the funniest writer at Wattpad or is anyone crazy enough to accept the challenge? Is this really a bundle of 18 short stories or did Ronaldo7 trick his readers? He is, in fact, a novel writer, and he does write great plots. You have a choice: read the book, or burn it (at Fahrenheit 451 degrees). Disclaimer: The writer of this work of fiction does not accept responsibility for physical or emotional maladies that these stories might cause to readers. When you laugh so much that your face hurts, or when you fall off your chair of laughter, or even when you laugh yourself to death, the author of these stories will not pay the bills of your medical service. No animals were hurt in this book: no chicken or sparrow or mocking jay, not one of the three little pigs, not that bird that cleans and cooks in "50 Shades of Snow White", not even the Dragon in the story "How To Kill A Dragon". - Precious Poetry Complete
- Reads 87
- Votes 66
- Parts 64
- Time 2h 45m
From PROBLEM to POEM in 7 steps the Why, Where, When, What, Who, How & Wow of writing poetry Ai Ni and Ronaldo made this book to help poor people in Haiti, to build a school and teach them the art of a happy life. A warning upfront from the editor: DON'T READ THIS BOOK From problem to poem in seven small steps? You don't want to know him, Ronaldo*, the plebs. Do you hope to learn something? You'll end up frustrated. This bundle is pointless: Art can't be dictated. Ronaldo's religion, In God's eyes: a sin. Just plain entertain meant And end with a grin. [*Editor's Note: In this illiterary no-work-at-all, I only insult Ronaldo7 Siète, the typist of this collection of erors and misstakes, an arrogant know-it-all who hopes to become as rich and famous as CR7, that handsome Ronaldo who makes goals and creates art on football fields.] - The Swedish Sex Bomb (LSD, #7) Complete
- Reads 22
- Votes 0
- Parts 19
- Time 6h 57m
The best spy story; the worst spy. Save the world? Or save Miss Sweden? It's an easy choice. The LSD is not interested in Agneta Larsson, a former Swedish Miss who'll soon be a formidable Swedish President. The LSD is only interested in some documents in Agneta Larsson's safe. They send Benny, The Runner, to copy these documents and get out. A simple mission; Agneta isn't even at home. Agneta hasn't been at home for a while. Agneta has disappeared. Her sister Frieda is worried. She calls Agneta's phone. Benny picks it up... Why should he help Frieda? Let her call the Stockholm police. He'll lose his job. He might lose his life. The LSD never interferes with foreign politics. Spies follow the rules of logic. Spies follow orders. Real spies are tough. But Benny isn't a real spy. He's just a Runner, and he can't stand a woman crying... Mission «Miss Missing» might mean a miserable, mortal mistake. - More Reads At Wattpad Complete
- Reads 1,864
- Votes 185
- Parts 14
- Time <5 mins
Everybody wants more reads at Wattpad. Read this and find out how easy it is. - Fighting Cancer - A Plan To Win Complete
- Reads 8
- Votes 11
- Parts 11
- Time 17m
In ten pages, Anita explains what cancer is, what causes it, and how to fight it. In ten minutes you can save a life: your own life. - The Spanish Spotlight (LSD, #4) Complete
- Reads 15
- Votes 15
- Parts 15
- Time 6h 1m
The best spy story; the worst spy. Stopping a war is child's play. Pleasing a child is killing. The world is in danger. There is a war going on in the Middle East. Innocent people are dying. The only man with enough power to stop the bombing is Mr Johnsson, the Secretary of Defence of the USA. Right now, he's on a short vacation in Marbella, a perfect chance for #3, The Diplomat, to talk with him. Mr Johnsson doesn't want to talk. He wants to spend time with his teenage daughter. The LSD doesn't give up: "What if we give your little girl the best day ever?" After his success in Brest, #5, The Runner, finally gets the chance to do some real spy-work: babysitting. Child's play? A Miss mission is as good as a mile. - The Austrian Aroma (LSD, #5) Complete
- Reads 20
- Votes 20
- Parts 20
- Time 6h 30m
The best spy story; the worst spy. A mouthwatering conspiracy. A seven-course mystery. Luscious ludicrous. What's the chance that an elderly lady by accident overhears a terrorist's plans? What's the chance that this lady meets a spy, whose job it is to save the world? What's the chance that you pick the ace of spades from a shuffled deck, five times in a row? Coincidence doesn't exist. Good and Evil play a deadly game of cards. Evil is winning. One gang is responsible for over three million mortal victims each year, with their numbers rising fast. What's the chance that Watson, The Runner of the LSD, and Shirley, an old petite woman from Villach, can stop them? If you have faith, you can beat the odds. - The Swiss Suitcase (LSD, #1) Complete
- Reads 27
- Votes 18
- Parts 18
- Time 6h 12m
The best spy story; the worst spy. It's not a disaster movie. It's worse. Lux loves being The Runner of the LSD (Luxembourg Spy Department) until he meets Rostov, a banker who wants this story to end on page one. Rostov is in so much trouble that shooting himself seems the only wise thing to do, but even suicide doesn't work out as planned. Lux offers to help: "You better drown yourself in the bathtub and save me the work of cleaning up blood and brain tissue." Lux and Rostov join forces. Lux has grit, wit and it, and Rostov needs only one hit to release a shipload of shit. Together they cause a roller coaster of disasters in and around the five-star Prestigio International Hotel in Geneva, on a mission to solve two questions: what happened to the President of the First Bank of Moscow, and what's inside the suitcase that Rostov lost? - The Polish Program (LSD, #2) Complete
- Reads 23
- Votes 22
- Parts 22
- Time 6h 45m
The best spy story; the worst spy. Compared with the burning rage of a fired woman, global warming is a cosy campfire. The International Climate Conference in Krakow will save the world from every known ecological disaster. The LSD (Luxembourg Spy Department) wants to help: they send Red, The Runner, to start this story with a BANG. But when Red completes his mission, he discovers that global warming is just a cosy campfire, compared with Scarlett's burning rage after being fired. Red tries to stay cool: "You deserve a better job. I'll help you." But Scarlett is not interested in finding a new job; she wants to find the criminal who made her lose the old one. All the terrible things in human history were done by men. Women are nice, warm, soft, friendly, kind, with a big mother's heart for everyone. When a woman like Scarlett wants revenge, there's nothing to be afraid of.
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