- Pickup lines Complete
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Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you don't laugh then you're just weird and have no sense of humor... Jk... I'm not... Jk Please leave comments, like, share, dislike (ha you can't dislike) oh and follow me. Thank you <3 - Are You Sh!tting Me (Modern Cliches, #3) Complete
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Book three of the Modern Cliche Series ~~~~~~~~~~~ Sup, my name is Sammi Catherine Knapper. I am your permanently exhausted, introverted twenty-five year old. The only thing I am above average in is the fact I can pull all nighters and still get to work in the morning. Yes, I have the super human power called being a night owl who has insomnia. It's incurable, believe me, I've tried. So with that permanently exhausted exterior, I have absolutely no fucking clue how to explain or account for the fact I had a vampire crawl into my bedroom at night trying to figure out how the whole blood sucking thing worked. Yes, I some how managed to have a baby vamp attempt to test his new vampiric nature on me. Thankfully, Jake (surfer dude turned bloodsucker), was just as confused as I was by his vampire abilities, drinking blood to survive aside, and we set upon a mission to figure out just what being a vampire meant and what he needed to do as well as track down his one night stand vampire daddy to give him hell. Teaching a vampire how to be a vampire, meeting a sibling group of baby vampires, starting a night time inventory business, as well as being kidnapped by an alcoholic vamp daddy, all I can say is: Are you shitting me? - The Girl He Never NoticedWattpad Original Complete
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When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved. - Science Jokes and Puns Complete
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Smart science jokes for scientifically smart. Only you know how funny they are. - Rugby Romance Complete
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Elle Smith faces day to day problems but this story has a twist, especially when you're dating a rugby player.. - Insults Complete
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Just read the title! :) - "Overprotective". QuackityxY/n Complete
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- Votes 34
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⚠️ Warning⚠️ -Abuse Enjoy - Tragic break up!! (REAL) (EMOTIONAL) Complete
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Kelly was super excited for her double date with Lex! But the day of.. things took a turn. - Funny Love Poems/Quotes Complete
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OMG!! - Tekken Shenanigans Complete
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All Tekken characters having fun or at least forcing the Mishimas to smile. Disclaimer: No Kazuyas were harmed doing the making of this bull crap. And also, none of these characters are mine, all belongs to Bandai Namco and their team. 2021: Lmao just a disclaimer, if you only came for the actual Tekken content then sorry but halfway along the book I kinda lost my sanity soooo this kinda became Crackhead Shenanigans instead lolololol Sorry not sorry oof - Funny texts & text fails Complete
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Check out the funniest typo errors and hilarious mishaps in texts!! *Updated occasionally* Rated: #1 in text fails 😎 #4 in autocorrect 😁 #52 in ROFL 😉 #73 in mobile (idk why)😂 #80 in omg 😅 #121 in funny 🥺 - Funny Complete
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This is a book about funny text and moments - Funny and dumb jokes Complete
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Funny and dumb jokes. Trying for 1,000 reads by end of year. Joke 9: an Insulting Justin Bieber joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, farting fun!!!!! - The Life Of A Almost Teenage Girl Complete
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Random Stuff - Funny jokes Complete
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jokes for teens (bad words may be used) - Killer Comedy [PARODY] [Jeff the Killer x Reader] [JTK] Ongoing
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You have ten days before you die. The infamous "Jeff the Killer" shows up one night to kill you, but creates a deal with you instead. If you survive ten days, you live. If you don't, well, you obviously die. Fun, right? The only problem is that you laugh every time you see him. His face is just so funny! How will you control yourself? What if he starts to love you? Ha! He's a nasty, blood-sucking, gay-as-hell jerk-face. There's no way you'd fall for that. He was the one that broke into your house, so he was gonna play by your rules. Every time he insults your slutty friend- slap in the face! Every time he calls you stupid and a whale- slap in the face! Will you survive all ten days with this inconsiderate asshole? -+- This is a JTK x Reader from second person point of view. It's a parody of my other fanfiction, "Killer Romance" This is the funny version, and the other one is the serious version. I don't own most of the characters. (Jeff The Killer x Reader PARODY) WARNING: Contains lots of sarcasm and swearing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RACIST JOKES AND/OR GET OFFENDED BY HUMOR, DON'T READ THIS. Good luck to those of you who persevere onward. I'm sorry if your family looks at you crazy for laughing like a maniac at your phone or crying because of how pathetic and stupid this book is. Most of the plot is exactly how it is in the original book, so DON'T GET MAD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Co-me-dy. It's not meant to make sense. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.
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