Sarcastic comebacks

Sarcastic comebacks

The Red Angel

if you do not fear him; nothing should scare you • • • • This book is in the process of being rewritten. Chapters are posted after being rewritten and edited. To get notifications of when I update, follow me, I send out messages when I post!

Teenage Dirtbag L.H

As I was walking I tripped over my own two feet waiting for the cold hard floor make contact with my face but it never did I look up and lock eyes with cold blue ones Gold hair Tattoos lip piercing smug look The badboy everyone has been warning me about Luke hemmings.

the new girl (completed)

Zoe is and ordinary werewolf, a very rich but somewhat ordinary werwolf. she goes to a private school but halfway through the year her mom dies and her dad sends her to ordinary school. in that school she meets a guy named Austin whos dad thinks that they should be mates since they are both the only child of an alpha...

The Nerd's Luna

Nicole Hanson would have never guessed that she would have to ever work for anything. She was always given anything she wanted, especially with her father as an alpha. After her 17th birthday, she has to adapt to the world of humans because her mate is one. A nerd, to be exact. With change also comes consequences, bec...

Rejected by my Best Friend (Book #1 in the RBMBF series)

Emeli and Derek have been best friends ever since they could remember. Derek being the future alpha of the Shadow Moon Pack and her twin brother being the Beta. She basically has the good life. But when it's Derek's 18th birthday comes around and he finds his mate, they both are in for a surprise. They're mates! But...

My Alpha

My back collides with the rough bark of the tree as he pushes me aginst it. "MINE!" he growles at me . I stare at him watching as his eyes turn red and fill with lust while his dark chocolate hair turns stark white. I gasp looking at his new appearance. All I can think of is how damn smexy he looks. He growles as tho...

P.S. I Hate You 2 [ discontinued until further notice ! ]

❝ He was her first, and she was his last. ❞ ▪ { book two } © BritishBums

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I'm His Mate

Veronica Melone has always been the most wanted girl in school, the girl that boys admire, the girl that girls want to be. Oh yeah, she's a wolf too. Cain Maxwell is the school's official nerd. He's the guy that boys ignore and the boy that girls hate and think lowly of. But, he's the alpha of the Silver Pendant pack...

my four word hell // lashton

a story about ashton being in a mental hospital, and luke being not so nice to him about it. (each chapter is 4 words)

Bullied By Luke Hemmings.

Being told that you have to tutor your bully never really sounds good. When Caitlyn is told she has to tutor the person who has bullied her for years, how will they both react? Is he going to open up to her, or carry on pushing her out? Will she forgive him for the constant pain he's put her in through the years...

Burn ▹ Ashton Irwin

A boy never forgot about the things that made him crazy. He just watched them burn.

Kidnapped (5SOS Fanfic)

What happens when you get Kidnapped by 4 Aussies in a Vans store?

The 5sos Bible

Open the 5sos bible Credits to Tumblr :) [highest ranking Non-Fiction #12 / Fanfiction #18 / Random #3 ] [cover by me (-royal) so please DON'T copy it or i'll haunt you] ❌ NOT ACCEPTING TRANSLATION REQUESTS ANYMORE TY ❌

Ugly : clifford a.u

"Don't sit next to me." "Why not?" "I'm ugly." "Nice to meet you ugly, I'm blind."

Insanity (Janoskians / 5SOS / 1D Fanfiction)

"You think we're insane don't you," Luke asks me as he looks up adverting his gaze from the ground. "Everyone has a dark side, yours are just a little darker than others," I answer as I observe both them closely. Beau sniggers before looking back to me with those bright green eyes, "We're not crazy. We are inn...

the boyfriend app [l.h au] // discontinued

The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford

My Funky Rantbook

Created upon request of others. Hello, welcome to My Funky Rantbook. Before you proceed, I must tell you a few things. *This book is not intended to hurt anyone's feelings, This book simply states how to write a decent book. Well... and there could be possible out-of-Wattpad discussions. This book is welcome to all p...

The Friend Zone - Every Guy's Hell

Nick, Richland High School's resident player, just got friend zoned. Nick has liked Lainy for 8 years, since he was 10 and she was 9, they met at chess club meet in elementary school. Lainy is still a nerd, but Nick moved on from that faze long ago. They're still friends, even though they're at total ends of the high...

Remember to Forget

"Why do you like the rain so much?" "It reminds me that I'm still alive." (Luke Hemmings Fanfiction) Copyright to Ashley Royer. All things written by Ashley Royer unless otherwise stated. Not affiliated with 5 Seconds of Summer or any other characters mentioned. THIS IS NOT THE FULL BOOK. The full book is publis...

The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Adopted By 5SOS

What happens when love doesn't connect to you. When your mother dies in a horrible accident. And your abusive father gets arrested. And you. You get taken away....to an orphanage where they tell you everything will be better. But is it...is everything better? [Highest Rank Fan Fiction: #5] [Current Rank Fan Fiction: #...

Twins mates are complicated

"You belong to us, babe!" Mathew says pushing me to the wall with him and his brother against me. "I belong to myself!" I say defiantly. They can't own me! "See sweetie, thats where your wrong!" Anthony says huskily. Oh god, what did I get myself into!? _____________________________________ When two flirt Alphas fin...

She's The Man [5SOS]

"Julie, truth or dare?" That was the question that started it all, really. I was dared to dress, act, and nearly BE a boy for a month, me getting cash out of it if I succeed. But will I fail because of these four boys?.. COPYRIGHTED © BRITISHBUMS

A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...

Mark of Mates* DISCONTINUED*

Werewolfs have come out of hiding and now rule over all lands. Ever since then there have been marks on human babies classifying who they will be mates with. The position of your mate will decide your marks color and size. If they are omega your mark will be half your arm and a dusty rose color. If they are regular th...

101 ways to get the girl ; ashton irwin

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

the boy with the white eyes [muke af]

daddy!michael has trouble keeping baby clifford quiet.