Percy Finnigan - A freshwater hottie

i'm writing a fic where Seamus finnagin had plane sex with Poseidon and mpregged Percy into existence also Seamus is a beta anyway Percy goes to hog warts but instead of fumble fore it's katniss in a fumble fore outfit with a bow to shoot the naughty kids and Cinna is McGonagall anyway Annabeth doesn't exist and percy...