The Perks of Being A Potterhead

The Perks of Being a Potterhead - we can all relate somehow. If you can't, there's something siriusly ron with you. By the way, I tried to think of more Harry Potter puns, but there vernon.

Harry Potter Texts

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

Little Bird

"It's much harder to stay hidden from the Dark Lord when you're in love with a Death Eater." Evelyn Hawkings' parents were well-known Death Eaters, but they died when the Dark Lord fell and Eve was only an infant. Now fifteen years have passed and Voldemort is back, and Eve has changed her last name to stay hidden fro...

Things only a Potterhead would get

Dementor's Kiss

The beautiful emerald green she loved had turned blood red. "Harry..." she squeaked feebly. His lips curled maliciously, "Not anymore." ~~~ The Final Battle is over and the Order lost. In the last hour Harry Potter changed alliances, pledging his help to Lord Voldemort rather than his friends. But a small part of the...

The Key (A Draco Malfoy Love Story)

Amelia Lily Potter is no ordinary girl. She was kidnapped by none other than Lord Voldemort at the age of only one years old. She was locked up for her whole life. She had never seen the sun, she had never felt the wind, but most of all. She didn't even know about her own twin brother. There is a reason for her impris...

The Perks of Being a Rowling

Growing up in a world related to everything Potter, Libby Rowling decides that she has had enough. Ready for a change, she packs her bags and embarks on her journey to the states. Her plan blows up when she meets Mason, a Harry Potter fanatic who might just turn her world upside down. [#31 short story 1.23.14]

You know your a Potterhead when...

The name pretty much speaks for itself... Things that as Potterheads we do, and we know we are a Potterhead when we do them! This story is very funny and relatable,yet always ends up giving readers the feels! Please try reading a few chapters... I can assure you: you won't stop reading until Voldemort grows a nose! I...

MUDBLOOD ➼ Draco Malfoy

Even the strongest bonds can be separated with a simple secret, and a family tradition. Victoria, is a girl who knows this rule all too well. For she had been friends with Draco Malfoy; an influenced, excessive, muggle born despiser. Until he found out she wasn't pure blooded.

I Was Dared to Love You (A Draco Malfoy Love Story)

Violet Jesperson was dared. But hey! Who doesn't like being dared? When she finds the dare is to fake date Draco Malfoy ... she wonders whether she'll be able to succeed in crushing his heart without killing the annoying git first. Cover by: kyladava (To Be Re-Edited)

Funny harry potter jokes

I really love Harry Potter so I thought I might make some jokes for people to have a laugh at 😌

The Perks of being a Gaunt. (Harry Potter Fanfiction)

The story begins with a brief description of the original story of Harry Potter with a few twists. But what about after the war? This is a story about Hermione Granger who discovers a secret about herself and and returns to Hogwarts to complete her 8th year using the secret to her advantage. It turns out that Hermione...

The Four Marauders.

Have you ever wondered how life was like for the marauders in Hogwarts? Or how Lily and Severus' loyal friendship took a turn for the worst? Or maybe you're more interested in finding out about how hatred turned into love for James and Lily. If the answer is yes to even one of those, this is the book for you. This is...