smart jokes

[COMPLETE] really nerdy jokes that will be explained. + lee felix - stray kids copyright © 2015

Storm and Silence

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to f...

Death Is My BFFLAD (Book Two Original Series)

(Bfflad- Best friends for life and death) Dear Reader, Let's start at the beginning shall we? I died. Oh no, not one of these stories again where someone angelic and heroic saves the damsel in distress. If only I was that lucky. My heart stopped beating. My lungs stopped working, my soul began to lift away... And then...

Death Is My BFF (Book 1 Original Series)

Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, t...

Letters to the Zodiac [✔]

On the 18th of October, a boy, dying, as a last resort writes letters to twelve people, who represent the zodiac signs. Each character has a life situation they are going through that Wren decides to give advice about. http://8tracks.com/zassyzay/letters-to-the-zodiac-story-mix Graphic by @irwinthegod

One Shade of Grey - A Feminist's Story

I Need Feminism

I'm not going to excuse this rant. This is not me 'letting my feelings out'. This is me, taking a stand. I'm fighting back in the only way I know how, using my words, and I'm sure as f*cking hell going to fight like a girl.

100 Voicemails

[You can now purchase 100 Voicemails' paperback on Amazon!] After a car accident, seventeen year old Steve Carlton, goes into a coma. When he does wake up after a few months, he suffers from temporary memory loss. During this time, he starts to go through his messages and voicemails on his cellphone, trying to get a...

Comatose Cupid

The New York Times Sierra Colt; daughter of billionaire and Ceo of Colt&Sherman Enterprise, Samuel Colt and celebrity fashion designer Courtney Hugh Colt, was involved in a near death accident following recent kidnapping of the 17 year old. The Saint Nicholas Hospital has refused to give in any details as ordered by M...

In 27 Days (Watty Award Winner 2012)

Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a r...