The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toron...

Once Upon a Cliché

What to do when your childhood crush drunkenly kisses you: A: Freak out. - Definitely. B: Slap him and demand what the heck he's doing. - Maybe. C: Kiss him back. - When he's dating someone else? Not to mention a very IMPORTANT someone else? As if! But that's exactly what I did. Fan-freaking-tastic.