THE GRANNY IN A SUIT REVVED UP THE ENGINE OF THE LAMBORGHINI. There was 50 police officers waiting but she ran over them and zoomed off. Just around a corner there was a police car standing as a road trap. It was meant as a road trap but ended up as a ramp. The granny in a suit drove up the police car and launched into the air.
There was police officers behind the road trap waiting to capture her but the granny in a suit landed right on them. The police officers shot at her but she was to flipping fast and she zoomed into the middle of flipping nowhere. Before long it was a massive 4WD track.
She cursed and continued in the Lamborghini very slowly. The car already had 50 dents in it from. After about 10km and 3 hours she found another car. The people were gone for a swim. It turned out to be the Falloonkadoonkaboonkacoonka family. The granny in a suit hijacked the 4WD and left the Lamborghini.
The Falloonkadoonkaboonkacoonka family were very happy when they came back to find a Lamborghini. They hopped in the Lamborghini but flipped it and were stuck upside down in the Lamborghini for 4 days until another 4WD came and found an upside down Lamborghini. The 4WD rescued them.
The granny in a suit however was laughing her evil genius laugh. She was speeding along the 4WD track unaware of the road trap. When she heard news that new police cars were coming after her she steered onto a new road.
What she didn’t know was that they were coming from all directions. They had sent 2800 police cars. After about 3 hours she was in the middle of nowhere. She could see right out to the horizon in all directions. She decided this would be a good place for lunch. She stopped the car and got her food out.
About 10 minutes later she noticed the 2800 cars coming in from the distance. “Holy fiddlesticks!” she exclaimed as she gasped in awe. “Flipping pancakes” she shouted very loud. Then she heard the police megaphone shouting “Hey, Drop any weapons you have and put your hands in the air or we will open fire”.
The granny in a suit hopped in her 4WD. She had a plan. She quickly went to the bag of goodies shed brung with her. Under pressure as the police were slowly advancing she opened her bag and got out a rocket booster.
She got out an AK47 while she was at it. She quickly attatched the rocket booster and hopped in the car when they were about 1km away. She advanced to full throttle then turned the boosters on. The spedomoter was going insane and she landed head on with 2 police cars and knocked them right out of the way.
The police then sent a line of gunners and set up a couple of road traps. The gunners tried to pop her tyres but only succeeded in wasting all there bullets. The granny in a suit noticed the road trap and swerved. She missed it and the police cursed. They set up some more road traps.
This time she swerved and flipped her 4WD. “Flipping Pancakes. Oh fiddlesticks” She shouted.