Disclaimer: I do not own any of the art. Food Wars: Shokugeki No Souma is owned by Yūto Tsukuda and does not belong to me either. This is set just after the end of the fourth season. Author-chan out!
Cooks on Crack
Souma: soooooo
Alice: yesssss?
Ikumi: what
Souma: guess what i found 😏
Isshiki: ur virginity?
Souma: nah that's gone for good
Ikumi: lol
Alice: wait rly
Hayama: r u serious
Souma: yeah
Ikumi: LMFAOOOO
Takumi: ....
Isshiki: GET SOME
Hisako: I did not expect that! Erina-sama don't look!
Ikumi: tbh that's not surprising
Kurokiba: idc
Alice: 👀
Takumi: wait
Takumi: U DID WHAT
Hayama: I'm just gonna sit back and observe
Isami: are u good bro?
Megumi: S-souma-kun! D-don't just say that!
Ikumi: oh megumi-kun, ur so pure
Isshiki: details pls
Alice: yes we need an explanation
Megumi: Please say you were joking
Souma: \(*_*)/
Takumi: details. now.
Ikumi: i stg if u don't explain
Souma: ok fine
Souma: after the momijo meet & greet
Souma: me & tsukasa...
Hayama: I-
Hisako: I don't want to know!
Isshiki: u have reached manhood, i'm so proud of my kouhai 😊😊😊
Kurokiba: WTF
Alice: oh no he put the bandanna on
Kurokiba: U AND THAT SLIMY FORMER FIRST SEAT BASTARD FUCKED?!?!?!
Souma: what can i say
Kurokiba: WHAT THE HELL SOUMA
Isshiki: ok but
Isshiki: was it a good fuck?
Souma: ya
Alice: lmaoooo
Megumi: wksnakdjjmx
Isami: megumi-kun are you alright?
Megumi: mziciwbid
Isami: guys I think we broke her
Souma: sorry megumi-kun!!
Ikumi: hey where'd takumi go
Isshiki: he's been quiet for a while
Erina: Oddly enough, he's been silent practically ever since Souma admitted he has lost his virginity.
Hisako: Please cover your eyes, Erina-sama!
Isami: I'm gonna go talk to him
Souma: yknow the thing i texted to say i found in the 1st place was my headband
Ikumi: well on that note, i gtg, Don RS is meeting
Isshiki: me too
Alice: bye bitches 😚