Norman, looking through the window: Look! Freddy is reading a Christmas story to the kids!
Jason: See? I told you we could trust him to watch over them while the rest of us went holiday shopping.
Ghostface: I wonder what he's reading...
Freddy, reading to the Kid Squad: 'Twas the night before Bitchmas, and all through the hut, one creature was stirring: me, busting a nut-