Jason: That's not appropriate for your age dude.
Pierce: Did I ask? No.
Vassia: I think he looks cute.
Pierce: Thank you, Vassia.
Vassia: Mhm!
Delilah: Um- woah- who are you-
Vassia: Hi, I'm Pierce's new friend.
Pierce: Yes yes, she is a woman of culture and I plan on protecting her with my life.
Vassia: Awww! Thank you!
Pierce: *nods his head*
Jason: Vassia is a Greek name, I believe
Vassia: Yeah, my parents are from Greek though I was born here.
Pierce: Her parents are cool.
Delilah: This is- uh- interesting-
Skye: Just don't fall for him Vassia, he's a taken man.
Vassia: Noted.
Skye: *pats her head* You seem like a good kid.
Pierce: *pushes their hand away* She is. All A's, best behavior, perfect attendance. She's pretty popular.
Vassia: You're more popular than I am. I mean. Look at you!
Pierce: I know, I find it flattering. Although I don't consider any one of those freaks my friends. They are far below my standards and quite frankly, I am way above their league.
Vassia: *giggles* Then I guess I'm lucky, huh?
Pierce: Yes. You are.
Jason: Well...I'm glad he actually has a friend.
Delilah: He hasn't had such a loyal friend since...third grade?
Skye: Second.
Delilah: Right.
Vassia: I've noticed you look a little like Piers from Pokemon
Pierce: That's the point.
Vassia: Ah! Duh!
Pierce: *smiles and tail starts wagging*
Delilah, Jason, & Skye: He's genuinely happy-?