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Conjoined twins au

Remus and Roman were born with a condition that makes their bodies connected. No. It's not called Siamese twins. That's a completely different thing you uncluttered swine. They're conjoined twins
Janus, their mother, constantly gets in arguments with Logan, their father, about where they should go to school, what food they should eat, what they should and shouldn't do, etc. Virgil, their babysitter, watches them and comforts them when their parents are fighting. Patton, their best friend, goes to their house all the time to watch movies with them.