Dabi has created a new chat.
The chat has been renamed to "What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family?".
Fuyumi has been added.
Natsuo has been added.
Shouto has been added.
Fuyumi: Um hello?
Natsuo: EYYYYYOOO what is this?
Shouto: Dabi? Aren't you the villain from the camp?
Dabi: Shit I forgot to change my name
Dabi has changed his name to Touya.
Fuyumi: TOUYA???!!!
Natsuo: Bro tf, you're alive?
Touya: That's not important right now
Shouto: It kind of is
Touya: Tsk tsk tsk, Shouto, always so naive. Don't you know not to question your older brother?
Shouto: ...How did you get my number?
Touya: Shhhh it doesn't matter
Touya: Now stop questioning your elders
Fuyumi: Touya, where the hell have you been all this time?
Touya: Not dead, obviously
Natsuo: If you weren't dead, why didn't you come back home?
Touya: We all know the answer to that
Shouto: ...
Shouto: Oh so they get to question you but not me
Touya: You see, little Sho-Sho
Shouto: Don't call me that
Touya: Whatever
Touya: As I was saying
Touya: I'm doing a little something called messing with my little brother
Shouto: Do you even know how old I am?
Touya: errrrr
Touya: 5
Shouto: 16
Touya: Close enough
Fuyumi: So have you been like talking to anyone recently?
Touya: Well kind of
Touya: I'm sure you all know Fuckhands McMike
Fuyumi: What?
Natsuo: Who?
Touya: What's his name again..
Touya: Shhhiiittttty hand man
Touya: Crusty Ass Bitch
Touya: Mr I Wear My Father's Hand on My Face
Touya: The most hideous thing I have ever seen
Shouto: Do you mean Shigaraki
Touya: THAT'S THE BITCH
Touya: See, you're not as hopeless as I thought, Sho-Sho
Shouto: ...
Touya: Uh yeah, anyway, I guess I've been "interacting" with him
Touya: In my defense, Toga is much more fun
Touya: But eh
Fuyumi: So the League of Villains... huh
Natsuo: I've always wondered why they called it the League of Villains and not something more creative
Natsuo: What if they called it like LOVE MUFFIN
Touya: Love muffin?
Fuyumi: Natsuo, no—
Touya: no, let the boy speak
Natsuo: League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness
Shouto: Is that a Phineas and Ferb reference
Touya: Don't tell me that's a Phineas and Ferb reference
Natsuo: It's a Phineas and Ferb reference
Fuyumi: I hate you
Touya: Ah
Touya: So I leave for a couple of years and Shouto is quiet, Natsuo is Phineas and Ferb obsessed, and Fuyumi is.... Fuyumi
Fuyumi: First of all it has been 10 years
Fuyumi: Second, what do you mean by "Fuyumi is Fuyumi"
Touya: That
Fuyumi: ???
Natsuo: He isn't wrong though
Fuyumi: I don't understand what you two mean
Fuyumi: Shouto's the only one with a sense of logic around here
Shouto: Thank you
Touya: What are you talking about? Shouto has no sense of logic, I mean he's too gullible to have that
Shouto: ...
Touya: ...
Shouto: ...
Touya: ...
Shouto: ...
Touya: ...
Touya: He's glaring at me from his screen, isn't he
Fuyumi: Yeah, he is
Touya: Shouto, there's no need for that
Shouto: Yes there is
Touya: No
Touya: All playfulness aside though
Touya: Do you know why I have gathered you all here today?
Fuyumi: No
Natsuo: No
Shouto: No
Touya: I would have expected at least one of you to know
Touya: Oh well
Touya: In any case
Touya: What do you guys say we work together to make the old man's life a living hell?
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