SAARC: This is it! This is the final straw!
Sri Lanka: Wait, we’re out of straws?
Nepal: No, I thought I saw some in the kitchen.
Bhutan: You guys actually use straws?
Sri Lanka: No not usually, but Maldives likes them so if I’m out I’ll usually pick some up.
Nepal: Well don’t get paper straws.
Maldives: Oh, they make metal straws now! We can grab some of those!
Bhutan: What’s wrong with just regular plastic straws?
Afghanistan: The turtles, Bhutan.
Bhutan: Turtles don’t use straws.
Afghanistan: I-I know, that’s not what I was trying to-
Pakistan: Alright alright, first things first we need to work out if we even need more straws. Okay?
Bangladesh: Well SAARC just said he used the last straw.
India: Well, maybe he was lying.
Maldives: Why would he lie about something like that?
Afghanistan: Ask him yourself. He’s climbing out the window right now.